Roth is like a tatted up version of Ethan Embry’s character in Can’t Hardly Wait his all-consuming love of Jennifer Love Hewitt was endearing when I was 16, but as an adult, it’s kind of creepy and sad. Morgan and Roth are both fine, I guess, but I wouldn’t be friends with either of them. One day, their paths cross when the school is ripped apart in a bombing that leaves Morgan blind, dozens injured, and nine of their classmates and teachers dead. Stuart Rothman is a C-average student with a light criminal history, and is also hopelessly in love with Morgan, who doesn’t know he exists. Morgan is a popular cheerleader and Student Body President at Edison High School with good grades, a promise ring from her athletic boyfriend Trent, and a bright future ahead of her. Your covers are just so wonderfully heinous, which is why we dedicated an entire calendar month to you. Don’t worry, though, I have like six more vintage Lurlene books sitting on my shelf right now, so you’ll get some more inappropriate jokes about cancer soon. I just couldn’t find it in me to make jokes about illnesses like PTSD and psychopathy. You see, even though this book is both written by Lurlene McDaniel and scored a fairly respectable 19 drinks taken, at the end of the day, it’s still a book about a school bombing.

Relationship Status: Well This Was AwkwardĬontent Warning: This book involves a school bombing and a miscarriage.īefore we begin, I want to explain why I’m using the regular book report format rather than our patented Lurlene McDaniel Drinking Game format. Talky Talk: The Very Best of Lurlene McDaniel

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